CSI Darwin - The Great Lynx Heist
Who Stole Tom's Deodorant?
Police investigating a simple deodorant theft in the Top End have uncovered links to major international organized crime gang thought Australia and Southern Germany. Uncovering a web of corruption spanning the globe. Rigging of horse races, dodgy meat raffles and cars for hire.
Central to Police investigations are the notorious horse traders from Southern Germany. Inspector Tom of the Yard, believes Moonlight Moonie and Queen Margie did it, and is hoping to Extradite the infamous Moonie who has fled to her hideaway in Germany for questioning in August in relation to the deodorant theft.
Image Right: Moonlight Moonie and Queen Margie on Fannie Bay Race Day,
the Jockey Club is still investigating "suspicious betting patterns"
Wanted for running illegal meat raffles in the Darwin area, Margie is Moonie's partner in crime. Margie's car detailing skills are said to be so good that the Crime Scene Investigation Divisions say "after she's cleaned a car even we can't get any evidence out of it"
Ringleader of an infamous German Horse Russling gang. The nick name "Moonlight" comes her moonlighting as a taxi driver. Acting as transporter for notorious "Gettaway Jimmy" she picked up 3 boguns who thought she was a Taxi rather than the "clients".
As well as the ringleaders police are investing various known associates of the Gang in the Darwin area:
know associate of the Girls, Gettaway Jimmy is Godfather of the Country King Browns and is know to provide "Vehicles for any Job, no questions asked" throughout the Top End.
Chrisshhtina. "Horse Breaker"
Though her involvement in the crime is yet to be established her long association with Moonie and Margie and her recent departure to Thailand, a country where no extraction treaties exist is considered suspicious.
Damo "Fridge Cracker"
Notorious for being able gain to access any fridge anywhere, any-time. No mater how you secure you think your leftover pizza it will be gone by morning.
John, "The Mechanic"
Darwin's well known Mr Fixit. An anonymous source is quoted as saying "If I wanted a shipment of Lynx on the back of a road train and across the boarder into the lawless reaches of outback New South Wales I'd go to John"