<p>A big thankyou to Brighton Sailing(Drinking) Club, who've bought me some new Olilies. Probably the most expencive and most respecable item of Clothing I own(or ever have). A very big thankyou to all of you.</p>

<h3>However....</h3>
<p>They also gave me a "survial kit" containing:
<li>rubber gloves (don't ask)
<li>vaseleine (see above)
<li>johnsons baby powder (shark repelent?)
<li>baked beans (for lack of wind)
<li>wind settlers tablets (for hurricanes)
<li>primark boxershorts
<li>deoderant
<li>pulling pants (blue y fonts with pink trim.
<li>dioralate
<li>gaffertape
<li>ear plugs (for the rest of the boat I belive)
<li>gloves in a bottle
<li>and a gay pride whisle
<li>flavoured condoms (emergency rations?)
</p>

<p>exactly what this will help me survive is unclear, attack by a gay seamonster?</p>