Bread

HOW TO MAKE BREAD

Recipe A

Loda flour
bita oil
little sugar
salt to taste
mixture of warm water and yeast
MASH TOGETHER INTO A LUMP
leave till it gets bigger somewhere warm (the tropics good)
squash it mash it and generally abuse it again
Stuff it in a tin
leave for another half hour (warm again)
Stick it in the oven for half an hour

CONSUME WITH GUSTO

See its not that hard!

Recipe B

Find a suitable Jacket (this is tricky please ask a child for help)
Leave house (check you have your keys, this can be embarrassing)
Note house number you will need this later
Walk down the pavement giving appropriate money to big issue seller and avoiding cars (important)
Look for signs saying one of the following
- BAKERY
- ASDA
- WAITROSE
- TESCOS
- SAFEWAY*
Enter the "Shop"and use "money" to buy bread.

* - I have been told that One can also get bread in something called a "Coop", one can't help thinking that this isn't a good idea, as the money used might fall into the hands of something called "honest People"